The call sounds like one of those sad infomercials that play in the middle of the night. Have a friend whose marriage is on the rocks? The Divorce Hotline might be the number for them. The robotic yet snarky voice reads out a script that - how do I put this? Sounds like a cross between customer service and a phone sex line. It starts off as a regular customer service hotline with lines like “press 1 for x” and “press 2 for y.” But it doesn’t stay that way for long. Add a couple personal details to make the friendship package look legit, and you are good to go! Sex Addiction Intervention With our Rakesh soundboard, you can play a very convincing call center agent. You might actually be able to duplicate this call on your own. It might be sad at first, but you have to admit the “but you can call me BFF, best friends for a very long time indeed,” is very funny. He gives out a very long and very gibberish “Indian” name. The pre-recorded message starts out polite, but by the time you get to the agent’s name, you know it’s BS. Can you imagine your friendship being one of them? Ouch. Think about all the tedious and laborious tasks sent overseas.

India is one of the top countries for outsourced work. Because this is not a joke, there is nothing funny about bad breath.” Direct and straight to the point - I like it. My favorite part of the call is when it says, “Do you hear me laughing? No, you don’t. Who knows? It might prompt them to make changes in their life. If you ever find someone with stinky breath, slip them this number and let them find out. Of all the “well-meaning” phone numbers here, this one is actually the nicest. They have thinly-veiled insults and can make for a great prank call. These numbers might seem like they have good intentions, but they are anything but that. Though I have to admit it would be hilarious. So don’t drink and dial! You don’t want to be the sad SOB who can’t move past rejection.

Sometimes these recorded messages will make their way on air. Unlike the other two, there is no voice on the other end, so go all out and vent. Here, hundreds of calls come through with tales of woe and rejection. The Loser Line is a number set up by a Seattle radio station. And if they do, time to get a restraining order. I doubt they will bother to stick around after that. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Any call or text to this number will get the same script: The Mary-Sue hotline is the perfect response for the “alpha male” types who can’t take no for an answer. The first number may have a bit of bite to it, but it can’t compare to the Mary-Sue Rejection Hotline. You can’t get any more straightforward than that! Mary-Sue Rejection Hotline And please do your best to forget the person who gave you this number because trust us, they already forgot about you.” My favorite bit? “Please take the hint and accept the fact that you are rejected. It starts off mild, but later on, the script gets pretty heavy-handed. Let them do all the talking for you and explain that “Hey, he/she is just not that into you.” You are bound to meet people who clearly can’t take a hint. A great response for the creepy guy or girl at the bar, gym, or anywhere really. The name says it all - these are prank call numbers you hand out to people you don’t want to see again. You want to prank them, not ruin years of friendship. Remember to keep the original one safe and sound, though. They will feel very disappointed to find out it is fake. When they get a new number from a guy or girl they like - swap it with something from on the list. You can also use them to prank your friends. It is one of the ways you can secure your exit strategy when people hound you for your contact details. A mormon asking for your phone number for prayers maybe? Or an annoying salesman at the grocery store? Or that pushy guy you You never know when having a fake number can come in handy. You’re guaranteed to laugh your heart out.īesides being a fun activity, you can keep these numbers in your back pocket. Each phone number has a unique angle and script. No, you probably won’t find Buk Lau or Abdo on the other end, but you can get something close. Do you find yourself sitting around with nothing to do? Are you bored and want some mischief? Entertain yourself with these funny numbers to do prank calls.

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